Only morons use the word slut.

When I hear a bro call a girl a slut I just shake my head. Why do guys shame the girls in the one thing I care for them to do, Suck me off, with no commitment or per hour charges. When you make fun of a girl for putting things in her mouth that is taboo for any "respectable" girl to do, you become responsible for another mans desert dick. So before you call a girl a slut ask yourself this...

Who are you helping?

The club, the sypnoptic frenzy I love.

So I was reading up on some paper concerning nightlife in the globally emerging 24hr city, by George Rigakos. He mentioned fairly obvious points that I just want to expand upon in laymans terms cause I piss excellence.

So Mr. Rigakos talks about what gives clubs their affect on club-goers that cause them to devour each other "as objects of aesthetic consumption".
He blames it on a mix of:

- Bad lighting
- loud music

- alcohol

I concur, Why? Well we start off with the terribly lighting , it masks the small imperfections, it witholds your senses as to allow for a better candidate. The alcohol helps in ones ability to inhibit once again their senses and therefore aid in their building of the perfect fuckable candidate. See a pattern arising? Well the dissorientingly loud music allows for minimal vocal communication. So the aesthetically attractive piece that you've created isn't tainted by personality, or stupid opinion. A concoction made in heaven that gives you a blank canvas of a person to project your perfect fuck onto.

Oh how I love the club scene

has anyone told you you're a great kisser?

See what I did there in the title? Started off with my favorite "ice breaker" if you will. This usually gets you either

a) making out in under 5 minutes

or

b) stiffed with a number, but that's alright. You'll stiff her the second time around.

I have never gone wrong with this line. Under the right conditions it can do wonders. The right conditions being a place that is brimming with alcohol or any other intoxicating substance. i.e Bars, house parties, weddings.

In these scenarios you have a girl ripe with excuses to do something "bad" so the next day she can gawk to all her friends that "it was so unlike me" or "I was soooo drunk". And I know what you're thinking "Well if these ladies are so drunk/easy then no wonder the line works so well". Well this line is there for when you're tired of using 'Wanna fuck?'. Now hold your fucking thoughts for two seconds while I explain the beauty of this line.

Why it's so endearing is this:
a) You get them thinking of making out
b) You're posing a question. Making them think you give a shit about what's coming out of her mouth. Therefore letting their guard down from your scummy tactics.

Feel me?